A Blond Bought Two Horses

[dcflicka]

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear
off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.

[Dasho]

Haha, omg that is funny!:laugh:

[dcflicka]

i know! this is one of my faves!

[Dasho]

I know a few more blonde jokes, but i don't think mrsEd would let me put them on here lol.:laugh:

[HorseAreMyLife]

hahaha thats Funny:laugh: :lol: !

oh Dasho....:P I know what ones you would put on:P

[dcflicka]

:P

[houdini]

lawlz. i was waiting to see when the colour would come into it, but the way it was said still made me laugh!

[HorseAreMyLife]

hahaha oh yeah the colour! you could put this joke to ways LOL

[KIndy]

LOL.
That is awesome. :lol:

[StableGrl]

LOL!