Married 50 Years

[Tuffyspop]

An elderly couple was sitting out on their front porch one evening following their 50th anniversary party. They sat rocking, watching the sunset in peaceful silence.

The wife looked over at her husband, drew back and whalloped him a good one, knocking him from his rocker and onto the porch.

Dazed and confused, old Grandpa got up, dusted himself off, sat back down and looked at Granny...and asked..."What in the heck was that for, Granny???"

She said..."That's for 50 years of lousy sex!"

Grandpa sat, started rocking back and forth again, thinking. After a bit, he stopped, looked over at Granny, and wholloped her a good one, knocking her off her rocker.

Granny got back up, sat in her rocker...and asked..."Grandpa, what in the heck was that for???"

He said..."That's for 50 years of knowin the damn DIFFERENCE!"

[kycowboy]

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[Meeka]

:whistle:

[mrsEd]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[bears boss]

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