Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Hillbilly sayings

  1. #1
    Senior Member kycowboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Princeton, USA
    Posts
    926
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Hillbilly sayings

    Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.


    Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.


    Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt.


    A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.


    Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.


    Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.


    Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.


    Meanness don't happen overnight.


    To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.


    Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.


    Teachers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.


    Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.


    Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.


    Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.


    Don't corner something meaner than you.


    You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.


    Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.


    It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.


    Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.


    You can't unsay a cruel thing.


    Every path has some puddles.


    When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.


    The best sermons are lived, not preached.


    Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.


    Lazy and Quarrelsome are ugly sisters.

  2. #2
    Senior Member bears boss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Kakanui, New Zealand
    Posts
    2,574
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Hillbilly sayings

    {Feel-good-0002006B} Very good.. I like some of them B)

  3. #3
    Senior Member Meeka's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    3,671
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts

    Hillbilly sayings

    {Feel-good-000200A2}{Feel-good-0002006B}{Feel-good-000200A2}

  4. #4
    Administrator mrsEd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Israel
    Posts
    3,039
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Hillbilly sayings

    Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.


    OK :laugh:

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts