Top Ten Things You Won't Hear Your Horse Say

[kycowboy]

10. Don't clean out my stall, I adore the smell.
9. No thanks, one can of oats is enough for me.
8. Doctor, may I please have a rectal exam.
7. I just love traveling in a hot trailer.
6. Mr. Farrier, please don't stop pounding on my hooves.
5. There's room for one more on my back.
4. I feel like galloping another 20 miles.
3. Low branch! Duck!
2. You can go ahead and leave, I'll wash myself down.
1. Can we do this again tomorrow??

[April]

3. Low branch! Duck!

Wish mine would say that!!!

[Nippy]

A few more

-I must not roll after I have just been washed
-I must cross rivers without splashing the heck out of everyone, including my rider.
-I certainly wont go to anyone who has a carrot
-My new cover will not get a rip in it within the first week of getting it
-Playing catch with my owner is a thing of the past
-All my imaginary monsters will disappear when I am out hacking, I certainly wont shy any more.
-Other horses feed is off limits
-Bossing other horses is bad manners
-Hogging all the shade under the tree is also bad manners
-My owner certainly is not a scratching post, or a place to wipe my nose and dribble on.
-This stone under my hoof is not annoying me
-I love having my mouth pulled
-Heck, I love those lovely whips and spurs too
-Going around and around and around in circles when lunging is such fun.

[bears boss]

One from Bear, I promise NOT to bite the mares butt infront of me just cause I can. :woohoo:

[Dasho]

-Going around and around and around in circles when lunging is such fun.

Kate says this all the time. No jokes.

Oh and one for kate, i must not try and kick horses behind me just cause they are in range.