mrsEd
Admin
Admin
| Posts: 3059 |   |
Karma: 7
|
Men - the awful truth - 2007/06/16 12:35
One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
****************************************************************
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
****************************************************************
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
****************************************************************
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
******************************************************************
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.
Whoosh! Immediately he turned 90.
Gotta love that fairy!
****************************************************************
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
***************************************************************
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
***************************************************************
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
***************************************************************
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
---------
Popular posts by mrsEd
Formal Birthday Thread
Photos
Whinny & Jewels
|
zag04 and CASPER new members to horsesring
post new topic
But he was trying to help so what do you do and say. Just shook my head and walked away . Was always told as a child if you can't say something nice don't say anything till you carm down. Works for me. 
yup....I planned it that way. At least he only lost one pair of slacks and one good sweater.....I was wondering how many it would take.....
..hee hee... 
but not think a thing about it....hum....
