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Mean old Mom - 2008/01/30 00:16
> A Poem To Mom . . . and her response
> My son came home from school one day,
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> > With a smirk upon his face.
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> > He decided he was smart enough,
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> > To put me in my place.
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> "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
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> > that's taught by Mr. Wright?
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> > It's all about the laws today,
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> > The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
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>
> > It says I need not clean my room,
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> > Don't have to cut my hair
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> > No one can tell me what to think,
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> > Or speak, or what to wear.
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> > I have freedom from religion,
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> > And regardless what you say,
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> > I don't have to bow my head,
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> > And I sure don't have to pray.
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> I can wear earrings if I want,
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> > And pierce my tongue & nose.
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> > I can read & watch just what I like,
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> > Get tattoos from head to toe.
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> > And if you ever spank me,
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> > I'll charge you with a crime.
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> > I'll back up all my charges,
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> > With the marks on my behind.
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> >
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> > Don't you ever touch me,
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> > My body's only for my use,
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> > Not for your hugs and kisses,
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> > that's just more child abuse.
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> > Don't preach about your morals,
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> > Like your Mama did to you.
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> > That's nothing more than mind control,
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> > And it's illegal too!
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> > Mom, I have these children's rights,
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> > So you can't influence me,
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> > Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
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> > Better known as C.S.D."
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> > Mom's Reply and Thoughts
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> > Of course my first instinct was
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> > To toss him out the door.
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> > But the chance to teach him a lesson
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> > Made me think a little more.
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> > I mulled it over carefully,
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> > I couldn't let this go.
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> > A smile crept upon my face,
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> > he's messing with a pro.
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> > Next day I took him shopping
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> > At the local Goodwill Store..
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> > I told him, "Pick out all you want,
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> > there's shirts & pants galore.
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> > I've called and checked with C.S.D .
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> > Who said they didn't care
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> > If I bought you K-Mart shoes
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> > Instead of those Nike Airs.
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> > I've canceled that appointment
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> > To take your driver's test.
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> > The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
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> > So I'll decide what's best. "
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> > I said "No time to stop and eat,
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> > Or pick up stuff to munch.
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> > And tomorrow you can start to learn
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> > To make your own sack lunch.
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> > Just save the raging appetite,
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> > And wait till dinner time.
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> > We're having liver and onions,
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> > A favorite dish of mine."
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> > He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
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> > To watch on my VCR?"
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> > "Sorry, but I sold your TV,
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> > For new tires on my car.
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> > I also rented out your room,
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> > You'll take the couch instead.
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> > The C .S.D. Requires
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> > Just a roof over your head.
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> > Your clothing won't be trendy now,
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> > I'll choose what we eat.
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> > That allowance that you used to get,
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> > Will buy me something neat.
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> > I'm selling off your jet ski,
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> > Dirt-bike & roller blades.
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> > Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
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> > It's in effect today!
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> > Hey hot shot, are you crying,
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> > Why are you on your knees?
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> > Are you asking God to help you out,
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> > Instead of C.S.D..?"
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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction
Rick
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