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| Written by Penny | |
| Saturday, 23 December 2006 | |
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1. I will NOT roll in streams when my human is on my back. 2. I will NOT leap over large nonexistent obstacles when the whim strikes. 3. I will NOT walk faster on the way home than I did on the way out. 4. I will NOT bite my farrier's butt just to say "Hi." 5. I will NOT confuse my human's hair for really soft hay. 6. I will NOT blow my nose on my human 7. I will NOT try to mooch goodies from every human within a One-mile radius. 8. I will NOT lay totally flat in my stall with my eyes glazed of and my legs straight out and pretend I can't hear my human frantically screaming "Are you asleep?" 9. I will NOT chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it is on. 10. I will promise NEVER to dump the wheelbarrow of manure over while my human is mucking my stall. 11. I will NOT grab my lead rope in my mouth and attempt to lead myself. 12. I will NOT pull my shoes off the day after being shod, just to prove that I can. 13. I am neither a beaver nor a carpenter. I promise I won't eat or orally remodel the barn or the new fences. 14. I am NOT a battle steed and will NOT act like one. 15. I will forgive my human for my very bad haircut, even though I look ridiculous. 16. I will accept that not every carrot (sugar lump or cookie) is for me. 17. I will NOT bite the butt of the horse in front of me during a trail ride just to say "Hi." 18. I will NOT jump in the air and turn 180 degrees every time I see a deer. 19. I will understand that deer are NOT carnivorous. 20. I will gladly come from the pasture when my human wants my company. |
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